You know you’re in trouble when…

• Someone tells you that karma has no impact on your success or failure. (Tell that to karma…)

• Seeing an old friend on the street feels like the “Amends Nostalgia  Tour.”

• Monday comes in 47 different languages over the course of several days.

• You’re the last person to realize that a snake never goes in a straight line.

• The honey-do list has morphed into a dead sea scroll.